Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Naughty stuff (Don't let the kids see!)

Okay. So Europeans don't think twice about nudity and/or sex. We saw many things to support this. I took the opportunity to snap some pictures of things you wouldn't see in the States. I also added some other shots that were interesting....

ps. I saw a girl in Zurich wearing a fish net shirt with no bra! It happened to fast and I think I tripped over my jaw trying to get my camera out. Sorry guys!

Okay, here you go...

On the way to the Louvre museum we were walking through the park when I spotted this beauty. :)




When I shot this I was thinking "Hee hee, look another penis shot". But I was seriously disturbed when I saw the guy in the background staring hard at his ass...





Hee hee, just another penis shot!




I was looking at all the naked people in the Italian Art wing of the Louvre. I was pleasantly surprised when I got to the Egyptian wing and Melissa pointed this work of art to me! 





 I know, juvenile but the shit still makes me giggle!





When I eat Turkey burgers, I get the....





Seriously, who's gonna fuck with this guy?






In Milan at an indoor/outdoor shopping mall, there is some serious art stuff all over the ceiling and floors. One of the good luck traditions is to stand on the Mosaic floor picture of the bull. Put you heel where the bulls balls are, close your eyes, and spin around in a circle. I don't know how I convinced her to do it.





This is actually on the Arc de Triomphe! Why wasn't she in the kitchen? (Sorry, couldn't resist)





Hee hee, just another penis shot! (Also on the Arc de Triomphe)





Did I tell you how much I loved Germany? You think 40's are big...these were mini kegs!





To any women who don't like the fact that I enjoy an occasional cigar here is something you wouldn't mind. These are chocolate cigars at the Lindt chocolate factory! 







Found on the streets of Cologne, Germany. I think we were in the gay mens area of town.





I was pretty sure because across the streets from "Boners" was this poster where at the top reads "Sex and gay center". I'm pretty smart, huh?





In Zurich we were on the trolley going back to our hotel. We were at a stop when I spotted this guy and his T-Shirt! In case you can't figure out how to blow up the picture it's a girl with big breasts and pasties with the words "I love tattooed bitches". He saw us laughing and actually posed for us!





In the grocery store I actually expected to see Homer Simpson nearby.





This mom with her husband, child, and her see through dress. It was too good to not take a picture.





I can't read German but I'm pretty sure Eier translates to balls.





At a book store in the train station this was on display in front of the store. The book was written entirely in German. The title, however, was not.





This was by far NOT the prettiest woman in Zurich and probably not even on that block. She was the one I was able to take a picture of.






"These are not the Eiffel Towers you are looking for."





This was a naughty nurse and Melissa had to have a picture to show her friends at work.






And what sex shop wouldn't be complete without a naughty nurse outfit?





The whole street in Paris was about a mile long and lined on both sides with nothing but sex shops. We happened upon it by accident but had a little fun while we were walking down it!






I wasn't going to post this because I was pretty sure there would be a lot of jokes comparing me to this guy but it was pretty funny to see!





"I like big butts and I cannot lie..." I'm pretty sure I know where Sir Mix Alot got the idea for his lyrics.






I tried to get a shot of all the shops on the street but only two really showed up. How can you not make money with a strip club called "Pussies"?





While Melissa did try her apron on I politely declined to try on this one.






Who owns Paris?
I took the opportunity to stand in the middle of the Avenue De Champs Elysees in front of the Arc De Triomphe and look like I owned the place.



Hope you enjoyed it as much as we did!



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